It was mentioned above that eating too many dried longans can cause excessive internal heat, nosebleeds, and turn you into an angel with broken wings! First, why do dried longans cause excessive internal heat? Because they are nourishing, and eating too much of them does, which is just so unreasonable. Then, eating too many dried longans leads to nosebleeds. Why? Still because they are very nourishing. You get a nosebleed from eating dog meat on a hot summer day, right? The principle is the same for eating dried longans. Lastly, what does "angel with broken wings" mean? It refers to a body that expands horizontally, commonly known as an angel with broken wings.
So I finally understand why I'm the only one suffering so much, I thought the world was against me, but it turns out I just ate too many dried longans! So you gained weight and can't fly anymore; you got pimples and the guy you like ran after the handsome guys; you got a nosebleed, and the junior student, please don't leave! Control your mouth. You can't stop eating those satisfying dried longans, but at least you still look presentable, otherwise, you know the consequences.
Finally, let's explain why eating too many dried longans can only make you slim down into a spherical lightning bolt. Dried longans contain 273 kcal per 100g, which seems high, but you have to look closer! For example, if you eat a food containing 34 kcal, you need to spend 23.4 minutes walking to burn it off. If you eat more than 20 dried longans, the calories can shoot up. And if you are too lazy, those calories will eventually be converted into fat.