Chocolate Cream Pie

SIX MONTHS AGO, MY MOTHER CALLED, AND WHEN SHE HUNG UP, SHE SAID, "COOL, WEAR YOUR FEATHERS!" I LOOK AT THE THICK COAT AND THE COTTON SHIRT, AND IT'S HERE: THERE'S A COLD IN THE WORLD, AND YOUR MOTHER THINKS YOU'RE COLD. AND WHEN WE HAVE KIDS, WE'LL BE MOTHERS: KIDS, I THINK YOU'RE REALLY COLD. LAST WEEK, A THREE-YEAR-OLD DAUGHTER CAME OUT OF HER FAVORITE HELLOKITTY DRESS AND HAD TO WEAR IT. I SAID TO HER, "IT'S COLD TODAY, AND THIS DRESS IS NOT FIT RIGHT NOW. IF YOU HAVE TO WEAR IT, I WON'T CHANGE IT BACK FOR AT LEAST 10 MINUTES." MY DAUGHTER NODED HER HEAD. WHEN I CHANGED MY DRESS, MY DAUGHTER RAN A FEW LAPS ON THE BALCONY AND I TRIED A NEW RECIPE IN THE KITCHEN. AFTER A FEW MINUTES SHE CAME TO ME: MOM, I DON'T WANT TO WEAR THIS DRESS. I DON'T CARE. AND THEN SHE CRIED: MOM, I SAID IT WAS FUNNY TO WEAR A DRESS. WHEN I TOOK MY DRESS OFF, I ASKED: "GIRL, WHAT'S THE POINT?" THE DAUGHTER SAID, "AUTUMN CAN'T WEAR A DRESS WITH MEAT." I SAID, "WHAT ELSE?" SHE WHISPERED, "BELIEVE WHAT MOM SAYS!" I SAID, "WHAT ARE YOU DOING?" AFTER A WHILE, THE GIRL CAME TO THE KITCHEN AND ASKED, "MOM, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?" I LAUGHED, "MAMA'S MAKING CHOCOLATE PIE, YOU AND DAD CAN REFUEL WHEN YOU EAT, AND IT'S NOT TOO COLD TO GO OUT. THE CHICK HUGGED ME. YEAH, THERE'S A COLD IN THE WORLD CALLED YOUR MOTHER, BUT THERE'S A LOVE IN THE WORLD CALLED YOUR MOTHER