Pelicans

I USED TO BE A MEAT-EATER, AND I PRACTICED “NO FLESH AND NO JOY” IN MY DIET. BUT SINCE I MET THIS DISH, ALL THE MEAT, FISH, HOOFS, CAN STAND ASIDE. NOT ONLY IS IT DELICIOUS, IT'S VERY SIMPLE, IT'S SMOKE-FREE, IT'S SUPER-FAST, IT'S AVAILABLE FOR EIGHT MINUTES. IT'S A VERY LOW COST, AND THREE BUCKS MAKES A BIG DEAL. IT'S SO DELICIOUS, CHEAP AND SIMPLE THAT IT'S THE FAVORITE MEAL OF A LAZY FAMILY. MY HOUSE IS ALLOWED TO DO IT ONCE IN TWO OR THREE DAYS, AND EVERY TIME IT GOES FASTER THAN THE BIG FISH. MY HUSBAND SAYS IT'S A HUNDRED TIMES BETTER DISH THAN A BIG FISH, AND I'D LOVE TO EAT IT. AND THIS DISH DOESN'T HAVE TO BE FRIED, IT DOESN'T HAVE TO BE SO SWEATY, AND IT'S GOT TO BE IN THE KITCHEN. A LONG EGGPLANT, I CUT IT, PUT IT TOGETHER, PUT IT IN A MICROWAVE FIRE FOR THREE MINUTES, THEN PUT THE SAUCE INTO THE MICROWAVE FIRE FOR TWO MINUTES, AND FINALLY PUT THE SAUCE ON THE EGGPLANT AND PUT IT IN THE MICROWAVE FIRE FOR ONE MINUTE. IT'S A GOOD EGGPLANT. IT'S A VERY EXPENSIVE EGGPLANT, SO I GAVE IT A NAME. I DON'T HAVE MUCH TIME TO COOK, BUT I DON'T WANT TO ASK OUT-SALE FRIENDS TO TRY THIS. IT IS ALSO PARTICULARLY SUITABLE FOR SUMMER, CLEAN AND SMOKE-FREE, EGGPLANTS DO NOT SUCK, AND IS VERY LOW-FAT NUTRITION。