A PIG'S HOOF IS A BONE EXCEPT FOR THE SKIN AND THE BAND. THE WEIGHT OF THE HUNDREDS OF POUNDS IS SUPPORTED BY THESE FOUR LITTLE HOOFS. MY FAMILY LIKES TO COOK PIGS' HOOFS, BUT IT'S SO GREASY TO EAT LONG, IT DOESN'T GET ALL FAT OUT OF THE SKIN, IT'S SO GREASY TO EAT COLD, BUT IT'S TOO GREASY TO EAT HOT. TODAY, I'M GOING TO BAKE IT IN A DIFFERENT WAY, AND I'M GOING TO EAT IT, AND I'M GOING TO FEEL IT. IN THE FIRST FEW DAYS, A FAMILY OF THREE HAD TO GO OUT AND PEE IN A RAMEN SHOP AT NOON AND ORDER A SMALL PIECE OF HALOGEN HOOF. ISN'T IT TOO EXPENSIVE? I USED TO BE THE BOSS, BUT I DIDN'T BUY IT, AND NOW IT'S MY TURN TO BUY IT. NO, I WENT TO THE MINI-MART DOWNSTAIRS TODAY TO BUY TWO, 17.8 POUNDS, WHICH IS ONLY $31! LOOKS LIKE YOU CAN SAVE A LOT OF MONEY BY DOING IT YOURSELF
