REMEMBER, IT WAS A LUXURY FOR US TO GO TO COLLEGE WITH OUR ROOMMATES. EACH ORDER WILL REQUIRE TWO MORE BAGS OF KETCHUP, ONE OF WHICH WILL HAVE TO BE DRIED UP SEVERAL TIMES, AND THE FRIES WILL APPEAR TO BE A COMBINATION. THERE ARE OCCASIONAL SQUIRRELS IN THE DINING ROOM, WHO DON'T EAT, GO STRAIGHT TO THE TARGET AND WAIT UNTIL THEY'RE FINISHED. HOW MUCH LOVE IS THIS? THREE BOTTLES OF KETCHUP AT HOME, SO TODAY IT'S DECIDED TO MAKE A SUGARED RIDGE. IT'S SO RED, SOUR, SOUR, SOUR, DELICIOUS! OF COURSE, I'LL SEE IF EVERYONE LIKES IT